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[Geek Humor] – Who has Windows in their house?

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[Geek Humor] – Who has Windows in their house?

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Today a friend sent an email... which I really liked and I laughed for a while so I'm posting it to you. A teacher asks, whoever has windows in their house should raise their hand. -Hey, you ===

Good afternoon,

Today a friend sent an email... which I really liked and I laughed for a while so I'm posting it to you.

A teacher asks, whoever has windows in their house should raise their hand.
-Hey, why haven't you raised your hand?
 
-Because I don't use Windows.
 
The teacher, surprised, asked again:
-Wow, and if you don't use Windows, what Operating System do you use?
 
-GNU/Linux. -He responded proudly-

The professor, whose fanatical ears could not believe something like that, exclaimed:
-But my son, what sin have you committed to use such garbage?
 
The student, very calm, responded:
-My father is a computer scientist and uses OpenSuse, my mother is a security advisor and uses Debian Linux and my brother studies Physics and uses Linux Mandrake, that's why I also use GNU/Linux -he concluded proudly and convinced-
 
-Well, -the professor replied irritated- but that is no reason to use Linux. You don't have to do what your parents do. For example, if your mother was a prostitute and took drugs all day, your father touched his balls, drank like a bastard and dealt drugs and your brother robbed stores and robbed grannies, then what would you do?
 
– I would surely install Windows.

All the best. I hope you like it.

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